Chee's Birthday

Jeremiah Chee, today is his special day. Therefore, let's just wish him the special sentence that most of everyone loves. Happy Birthday! Ho Ho Ho

Congratulation.

By,
Birthday Reporter

Totally General

Peoples, I know that you guys are very anxious for the next chapter of Desperate Boardwives. It seems like the author of the story will be writing it soon. I will not promise how 'soon' will it be. In fact, it's very hard to write a nice story. Therefore, just be patient a little longer.

Next, in collaboration with Mr. Anonymous, this blog will soon be having food section! Stay tune for all the delicacies you might want to go after been introduced by Mr. Anonymous. Maybe foods in Penang or even outstation? I wonder. Just find out when Mr. Anonymous is free.

Finally, I don't even know why am I writing these post when there are no need to be written. I think because everyone is so anxious for Desperate Boardwives and the blog has gone moody. Let's just break the boredom for a moment.

Enjoy Lady Gaga's Bad Romance.

By,
Chun Huang

Mid October Birthdays

Right, today we have 2 birthday to celebrate, again. I wonder why there are so many double celebration every time when birthday comes. Never mind, today our main actors are Linus Chin and Raymond Teoh!

Congratulation.

By,
Birthday Reporter

KK Night 2009

Moment of truth. It's time to report about the annual event that the school organised. As you guys know all about KK night by the last post, I will skip the intro and forward to the important part. This year, KK night 2009 was organised by PKBM and for god sake, it never KRS. Why do 10 peoples come to me and asked me "Eh, I thought KRS organised KK night this year?". So, I just want to make sure that everyone is very clear about the organiser of the year.

Early part of the event
Next, I shall go on with the schedule. Everything begins at 7.00 pm, where people starts coming and register. To tell you the truth, those who didn't register also can come in because the security was horrible. If you want to compare with last year, they used sticker as a mark for those who had registed. Registration when quite smoothly until 7.30 pm. After that, everyone went in the hall and find place to settle down. After a few minutes, the event started.

The Brothers of the school were escorted in by the 'Kompang' group. Then, the emcees of the night were revealed. It was Mr. Jacob and Mr. Khalaf! The crowds were a bit crazy because each of every time Khalaf spoke, the crowds clap and make noises. Later, everyone is allowed to have their foods. This year's food was almost the same as last year but they are quite clever. Last year, we have to line up 1 long queue for the food but this year they made 2 side, the left and right for foods. Thumbs up for this part. After everyone took their foods, here comes the main course.

Middle part of the event
There are some performances and games by students. There are 'Boria' performance, wushu, indian dances, malay dances, our school band's angklung and of course, singing. The finalis of the SXI idol performed one by one. Speaking about performance, there is 1 special performance called "Pentomin" or "Petomin", some sort like a sketch but the voices were recorded previously. It was quite entertaining because other was 'ordinary' only. Comments/critics will come later. Now, continue with the events. Oh ya! Games, very interesting. Toilet papers and wrapped people into mummy, limbo dance and popping balloons? Not bad and not good.

Some of the crowds were quite bored, so they took a night walk along the school coridor. Slowly, slowly and the population in the hall became half. Don't worry, there are some heroes saved the night. It was Kaven(I don't know the spelling), one of the contestant for SXI idol. Performing Lady Gaga's songs, the combination song of Paparazzi, Love Game and Poker Face! Some of the bored audience returned to watch the performance. Very energetic and with the help of dances from some breakdance crew and of course, Raymond Teoh, the show was very nice. The heat didn't end here, it continued with Mr. Khalaf with his Malay cultural dance and later salsa dance! The costume for the dance was OMG! I will try to find my friends for the photo and show to you all later.

Right before the event end
It was almost 10.15pm, every single performances were showed and the moment of every single soul been waiting for, the prize giving. There were a few prizes to be given out. If I can remember, it's Best Noticeboard, SXI idol, Best Male Student Dresses, Best Female Student Dresses, Overall winner for Games and etc. Therefore, the winners were announced and later, the event was ended. Everyone went back to their respective home.

How was the event so far? Here comes my personal point of view about the KK night. The good things is there are enough performance and the schedule was perfectly smooth and even they end it earlier. The performers were supplied with Domino pizza each people. Very caring of them. The 2 ways food were the best idea of the night. So, the bad were security's horrible. Next was the performance. I know that SXI idol's song choice is personal but don't you think people will get bored if 4 songs were Malay song and only 1 English song? To think of it, there is only 1 Chinese performance(wushu), 1 Indian performance(Indian cultural dance) and tons of Malay performances(Pentomin, Malay cultural dances, boria, singing). Is this 1 Malaysia we are seeking for? I just wish that there would be more varieties of performances. The ugly was you can't maintain the crowds to stay. Do you know how many peoples were bored and went out for walking?

Therefore, the KK night 2009's report is done. I am looking forward for next year's KK night. I can tell that next year will be a better year. Comments and critics are by my professional views. Therefore, you may critic me back but I stay with my own point of perspective. Thank you.

By,
Chun Huang

General Announcement

Announcement for everyone who is reading this blog. I just want to say thank you for all the support from all the readers. Although everything when smoothly but I wish that that's a few things I want to make sure before problem starts to pop up.

1. This is all about the short stories, Desperate Boardwives. As the writer said already, it's a fictional story. Therefore, I shall not see anyone complain about it. Comments are allowed but not complains because I wouldn't wish the school to have problem with this blog. In fact, fictional stories aren't real. Therefore, please enjoy the stories and quit complaining.
2. I want to thanks the moderators for helping this blog to work out. Anyone interested to join us, tell me. I'll make sure there are slots for you, the only requirement is willing to update/repair this blog.
3. Chatbox is something that I put there for pure chatting and comments. Therefore, I wish that vulgarity is never practice here. If you any suggestions or comments, feel free to post up your thought here.
4. This blog is meant for the Form 4 but other peoples are welcome here. Feel free to stop by here, read those interesting stories and enjoy the songs.

So, if there are any problem that you hate to post it publicly, come and talk to me. I will try to fixed those problems but if you have the intent to destroy this blog, I am very sorry, I won't let you do it. This is because this blog is the connection for every '93 Xaverian, still in the school or out from the school. Therefore, enjoy the blog and wait patiently for the next chapter of Desperate Boardwives.

By,
Chun Huang

Desperate Boardwives Chapter 4

Chapter 4: 4 Minutes To Save The World

Ella: Oh dear! What a big mess! And all that happened when I'm not here? Jeez, how much fun did I exactly miss?

Ella is like a mega-bitch. Everyone in the school doesn't like to mess with her. She complains about the slightest thing and she thinks of herself as a diva. After all, she is the discipline teacher's daughter, who dares to find fault with her?

Dylan: Right on time, Ella. This Pharell came out all of a sudden and started scolding me for no reasons.

Ella: Oh really? Is that true, Pharell?

Pharell: Ya right. Oh my gosh, how careless of me! I forgot that Dylan's like ur right-hand man! Sorry for making a fool out of him!!!

Dylan: You b... *Ella put her hand on Dylan's shoulder and interrupted*

Ella: It's ok. No harm playing with him for a while. After all, you librarians have always envied the superior BOD. You guys just couldn't stand the fact that you're inferior to us.

Chen: Don't you bring BOL into this conversation..

Pharell: Let her. I wanna see what she's got.

Ella: Now look who's talking! It's the leader of the rebellion! Wow, how nice of you, turning Merkyl from hero to zero.

Pharell: Now now, let's not put the blame on Chen. After all, Dylan is the one that went to Merkyl's place to discuss something with him just now.

Ella: Now you're putting the blame on dear Dylan? Now that's nasty of you. Oh well, what else can you expect from a fellow librarian?

Dylan: Yes, that's like totally true. Merkyl, let us hear what you think.

Everyone turned their head towards Merkyl. All this while when they were arguing, he was merely sitting there watching the show. He really didn't know what to do. Chen might have been his good friend, but what Dylan said sounds too real. Finally, he opened his mouth to voice his opinion.

Merkyl: I think... I think.... I agree with what Dylan said.. After all, Chen has been pretty cunning in front of me...

Everyone in the canteen is bewildered. They just couldn't believe that Merkyl is so easily influenced.

Pharell: Merkyl, how could you? You do know this is all a plot right?

Merkyl: ....

Chen: It's no use. He's been controlled by them. Let's go. No point staying here for nothing.

Ella: Wait, going so soon?

Chen: Leave us alone, bitch.

Ella: Well, never. Fine, I'll let you off. If...

Chen: Spill it out.
Ella: If you can win me in my duties later. And I mean win perfectly. It's just you and me, 1v1.

Mika: Oh come on. How childish can you ge....

Chen: Bring it on.

Shane: Don't do it Chen. Both you and I knows that it's an unfair game.

Ella: What? Trying to chicken out? Well, I can excuse you, since you're a baby.

Chen: I SAID BRING IT ON.

Ella: That's the spirit. Dylan, Mika and Shane will be the judges. After all, I want to win you fair and square.

Chen: Totally fine with me.

Ella: That's enough talking. Let's go to our duty posts. I now declare the start of the battle.

And with that said, the bell rings in an abnormal tone, as if it is foreshadowing an unavoidable crisis among the board members in the school. Everyone heads to their duty post, but with two special ones. One with the burning desire to win the other, one with the sadist mind to torture the other.

What will be the result of the showdown? Will Chen fall in the hands of Ella? And whose side will the judges be on? Stay tuned for the next chapter, Chapter 5: Enter the Serpentine.

Desperate Boardwives Chapter 3

Before I begin, I can't help it but to stress once again that this series is 70% fiction and the 30% is based on some real life encounters. So PLEASE do not simply guess who is who in the comment box, cos this will raise unneccesary problems with this blog. I mean, if you've been attending school for the past 10 months you can have a rough idea who is who. Haiz. Nuff said, let the Funhouse begin.

Chapter 3: Funhouse

It is 15 minutes before recess, and the board members are allowed to come out early. As usual, the board was never a single family. Within this Board Of Disciplinarians, chaos and trouble never rests. There isn't a single day where you wouldn't hear stories about the Board. The Board Of Prefects will always think that they are superior to the other boards, thus causing other boards' hostility towards them.

It is Merkyl's 1st day as a Prefect, and he doesn't want a bad duty on his 1st day. He sat at the usual table, the one where most Form 4's sit as if they own the table. Just as he put down his plate of rice, he heard a sudden maniacal laughter, one that sends chills down his spine. He immediately recognised that laughter. Only one person in the school is capable of making such eerie laughter, and it's non other than Pharell, a librarian. Pharell is not the type of person anyone wanna mess with, for hidden beneath his deceiving smile is a witty yet cunning personality.

Pharell: Oh, look who is it. It's our newly promoted Prefect, Merkyl!

Merkyl: Hi everyone!!

Pharell: Guys, don't you think that badge is a little too bright? Ooops, bitchy me.

Merkyl dare not retaliate, instead settling with a forceful smile. He takes a glance at everyone around the table and he saw the usual faces. There's Raj, a Break Monitor who is known for his notorious sucking-up. And there's Mika, a fellow prefect who is held in high regard by his friends. Next to him is Shane, his classmate who is a prefect and very hardworking as well. And last but not least, the one mentioned by Dylan, Chen.

Chen: Hey Merkyl!

Merkyl: *thinking to himself* I better not answer him. He's going to find fault with me for sure.

Chen: *feels ignored* Hellooo Merkyl??

Merkyl: Hey...Hey..

Chen: *thinking to himself* Something is definitely wrong, he's unusually cold to me. Better ask him what's the matter.

Just as Chen was about to ask Merkyl what's the matter, Dylan interrupted.

Dylan: Hey Chen. Acting so fast already.

Chen: What? Acting what?

Dylan: Don't act dumb, Chen. Both you and I clearly knows what's your 'noble' intention.

Chen: I really don't understand what are you talking about!

Dylan: If you're a man, admit what you've done. I told Merkyl everything, so there's no way you can harm him now.

Chen: So it was you! Merkyl listen! I did not...

Merkyl: Shut up and let me finish my breakfast! Don't act all good in front of me.

Raj: Hey hey, stop fighting.

Dylan: This is our fight, stay out of it.

Raj: *stunned*

Mika: Hey hey. Let's not get all unfriendly here. We only have 4 more....

Dylan: I said STAY Out Of It!

Pharell: Stop.

Everyone suddenly stopped. They realised that they have unitentionally brought Pharell into the fight, and that's not good.

Pharell: Can't you guys just act maturely and finish your breakfast?

Dylan: Pharell, it's the same to you. Stay out...

Pharell: *Stands up and walks towards Dylan* Well well, if it isn't my dearest friend Dylan!

What's the whole commotion about? What's with this furious aura?

Chen: Pharell, they're blaming me for something I did not do!

Pharell: I know. Let me settle for you.

Pharell: Dylan, both of us knows very well who's the one behind everything. What's the need of you bringing this matter up suddenly? Auspicious date huh?

Mika: Yeah, out of all days, why today?

Dylan: *sweating* What..What do you mean? I did not influence Merkyl...

Pharell: Since when did anyone mentioned anything about Merkyl? Oh. 'Siapa yang makan cili, dialah yang rasa pedasnya.'

Dylan: You son-of-a-bitch!

Dylan rolled his palm into a fist, and is about to punch Pharell in the stomach when suddenly...

Ella: Hey, mind if I join in the fun?

Everyone: *stops and stares at Ella, Dylan stopped immediately*

Ella: My oh my. What's with the fist and all? Come, allow me to settle the misunderstanding here =)

Ella finally reaches the canteen just in time to see the commotion. What is so fearful about Ella that makes everyone stop in their tracks? Who is Pharell supporting actually? Will Merkyl ever escape the big trap he is in right now? Up next, Chapter 4: 4 Minutes to Save The World.

~Patrick~

(Haha... Finally revealed myself)

Fresh October Birthday

Here by with notification to everyone, today, a very special day for these both people. They are Benjamin Ong and Ashbir! Wishing you Happy Birthdays for both of you. Be happy. I hope these people will read this, therefore help me to spread this wishes to them.

Congratulations!

By,
Birthday Reporter

Desperate Boardwives Chapter 2

Chapter 2:Added Involvement

A:Let's execute our plan.

B: Urm you sure? I mean, isn't it better to stay and wait...

A:FINE. If you're too cowardly, I shall start the plan myself.

A stands up and head towards Merkyl, ignoring B's advice. Merkyl suddenly feel a warm grasp on him shoulder and turns his head towards that direction. It's non other than Dylan, his good friend and ex-BOBM colleague.

Merkyl: Hey Dylan. Anything I can help you with?

Dylan: Nah, just congratulating you on your promotion.

Merkyl: *shocked* But,but, how did you know that I...

Dylan: Look, I have something more important to tell you than this petty issue. Do you know that in the eyes of the teachers, you have the potential to be the Chairman of BOBM?

Merkyl: How did you know all these?

Dylan: Let's just say I have reliable sources. And guess what, a few BOP members are not happy with the attention you're getting. And the leader of that is non other than Chen.

Merkyl: WHAT? But I taught that Chen was the one that supported me to take the BOP interview..Oh my gosh, I'm so lost.

Dylan: That's his whole plan. He wanted you to come to BOP so that you will not get nominated for vice-chairman in BOBM. To further ensure his success in eliminating you, he purposely asked you to join BOP. This way, he will eliminate you from any posts.

completely.

Merkyl: *Near to breaking down* What do I do now? What do I do now?

Dylan: Don't worry. From now onwards, I will take care of you in BOP. I won't let anyone bully you anymore.

Merkyl: Thank you so much Dylan. Thank you.

Dylan: *Thinking to himself* (This is easier than I thought. Now my plan will go much more smoothly.)

In another class, a fellow prefect is talking to Ella, a power-crazed newly appointed prefect vying for the Lady Head Prefect post.

C: Let's see. Now that Dylan has controlled Merkyl, we will need to push you up for the post. My sought-after utopic board is within my grasp now.

Ella: But, don't you think that they will suspect something? I mean, I just joined BOP and I'm going for the top post?

C: Don't worry. I have too many tools in my control. Remember Ritchie? That dumb fool is still updating me with news through SMS everyday. Nothing will happen, relax.

Ella: *looks at watch* Oh lookie. It's 9.25 already. Let's go for duty now. The funhouse will start soon.

Oh no. It seems that Merkyl has listened to Dylan completely. Worst still, a new villain appears, ceodenamed C. And just how bitchy is this Ella? You guys can't do much now. Wait till Chapter 3: Funhouse to see what happens next.

~Anoymous~

Kem Sahsiah dan Kepimpinan 2009

On the 3rd and 4th of October, the school had organised a camp for all the uniform units. Each uniform units must sent 10 peoples to participate this so-called leadership training camp. We shall see the schedule of the camp then only we'll comment.

3rd of October, Saturday
Morning
Registration is on 8 o'clock morning and delay till 8.45 morning. Then we proceed to photography session which costs almost 30 minutes for 5 snaps of photo? Anyway, let's just proceed to the next event. Flag raising by the Scouts member and then it's breakfast. Nice food, as always but then it's time for cooking. 3 hours. Disaster. Don't ever imagine but product was quite impressive for everyone. Later, food tested by the teachers and there are some satisfying faces and suffering faces. Oh well, those foods have to be the lunch, so force to eat whatever we cooked.
Afternoon
It's time for session by a speaker, known as Mr. William. I can't really remember what he said but something about "If you don't do these 3C, then you will gained another 3C". Forget about those boring period, then here comes Mr. Emanuel. Speeches, talks and voices. Too tired to remember. Next, we have tea time. Food was marvelous. Then, erecting tent time. The campsite was rocky enough to erect a tent. Difficulties by everyone but then, everyone were asked to go to the field for games. Field, we have 3 types of games. Tie our legs with rope by pairs and reach the end to win, given 3 bricks and reach the end without falling down and use your mouth to grab the sweets in the pile of flour. How wonderful? Unfortunately, god decided to pour us with water, therefore the raining games session continued and ended.
Night
By the time back to the campsite, it's all flooded by rain water. Therefore, we can't sleep in the tent and we were provided classes to sleep in. Dinner came after washing up. Nothing to say about the food. Flag is lowered and the next session, Team Building. Before it begin, Mr. Emanuel taught us a song. Very catchy and quite nice. Then, the activities started till late night. Supper came last. Lights out.
Midnight
Every uniform unit have sentry duties, different shifts. Boring, dark, silences and sleepy.

4th of October, Sunday
Morning
Forced to wake up before 6 am because punctuality concerned by the teachers, therefore everyone was sleepy. During 6am, morning exercise conducted. From running to stretching to warming up to yoga? Morning inspection by the teachers. Next, breakfast. Then, flag raising again. Session again. Blah blah blah. Rest time, packing up and cleaning up. Morning tea time for everyone.
Afternoon
Cleaning up the site and changing to uniform after that. It's the time everyone's waiting for, closing ceremony! Each uniform units had to perform and I do think that the Band won the best performance. Then, prizes and certificates given out and then, flag is lowered for the last time. Dismissed.

How was the 2 days 1 night camp for you? My comments are just to harsh, therefore we shall see others comment. There are some who commented about this camp. Here goes:

Comment by Mr. L,
"Too much food! Encouraging obesity and the schedule is too tight. Everyone got not enough sleep"

How about you?

By,
Chun Huang

Lasallian Day Of Prayers for Peace

Just yesterday, on the Speech Day, the members of Lasallian Day Of Prayers for Peace team, as know as the LDOPP team make their first move on the project. They created a donation raising for these poor children around the world, suffering and hoping for hands to hold them and help them. Therefore, peoples around the school were very kind and willingly to donate for these children.

If you have no idea what is LDOPP all about, here are some articles you can check it out here:

The Lasallian Day of Prayers for Peace, or LDOPP, was initiated in Rome a couple of years ago by a group of Lasallian Youth.

The purpose of LDOPP is to be in solidarity through prayer with those who live in conflict, this being in line with our Lasallian spirituality of being one with the last, lost and the least.

This year marks the 3rd installment of LDOPP in Malaysia, and our theme for 2009 is 'The War on Children'. This brings our focus...[more]

Other than donation, there are going to be some events going on to help to raise awareness towards those children. Therefore, stay alert to your surrounding and support them, the children.

By,
Chun Huang