Birthdays, again

Once again, and again we celebrate birthdays together. Therefore, as the honour of 10th December 2009, we hereby wish Mr. Derick Chuah and Mr. Lawren Lim for a wonderful day and may your wish(es) come true.

Congratulation!

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Birthday Reporter

Desperate Boardwives Chapter 6

Sorry to keep you guys waiting for Chapter 6, cos basically I was quite busy even though it was holiday (shopping spree) and basically, I think that this series won't last long. There are several reasons:

1. I am quite unmotivated. It's holiday and there's no juicy inspirations for the story.

2. The initial spark for the series has resided. What was at beginning a great rivalry between 2 members has been settled. ( Thanks to the effects of attending LTC =)  )

3. I need a second writer. Yes, I know this is quite an unreasonable excuse but then I'm constantly away from home and need someone to assist me.

4. I originally planned for this series to have around 20 chapters. Seems quite impossible now.

That's only some of the reasons. But don't worry, by saying I won't continue the series means that there'll be a NEW series!!! And you don't think that this series is just ending like that right? I will give you guys a chance of voting at the end of this chapter!! And then I will end the series with a BANG!!! So just patiently bare with my constant blabbering for the monent and read on. Here we go, Desperate Boardwives Chapter 6: The Beast's Den

Chapter 6: The Beast's Den

Puan Nagashimi: What? Why's everyone so stunned? Did I froze you guys?

Chen: *whispers to Shane* You bet she did. She's a Gorgon, after all.

Shane: LOL ROFL!!!

Puan Nagashimi heard the whole whisper and was furious.

Puan Nagashimi: SHANE! CHEN! Step out now.

Ella: *thinking* Haha.. eng kai! eng kai!

Chen: Sh*t....

Both of them went out without much hesitation. They know that it is pointless to resist her.

Puan Nagashimi: Well well, look what we have here? A judge and a contestant. Gossiping about their advisor right in front of them. So courageous! And STUPID!!

And she gave Shane a quick and hard slap on the face. The impulse can be seen clearly, as Shane nearly fell from the slap. Everyone was shocked, even Ella. Nagashimi then turned her gaze towards Chen.

Puan Nagashimi: And you..What shall I do with you? Let's see..Well, I shall start....by NOMINATING YOU AS THE CHAIRMAN OF BREAK MONITORS!

'WTF'

'Is she out of her mind??'

'Wow, that was weird..'

'Oh-no. N.O.T G.O.O.D'

'*#!*&!$&^(*@$(%*@!&$(^!($*^@('

These are the thoughts that ran through everyone's mind. Simply said, they were extremely shocked by that announcement. What is her true intention?

Chen: WHAT? 

Puan Nagashimi: You're not happy? I nominated you and you're NOT HAPPY?!?!?

Chen: *thinking* It's unwise to walk into the trap, but it's suicidal to reject her...

           *to Nagashimi* Fine, thank you for the nomination...

Puan Nagashimi: There, good boy *pat Chen's head* And there shall be double..nope, triple fortune! Dylan is also nominated for the post! And you too, Merkyl!

She knew too well about the student's affairs. She was well aware about who they supported and who will be voted. But what fun is there if she runs a nomination process like every year? So she decided. She will vote the nominees this year. She's purely evil, not to mention psychopathic.

Puan Nagashimi: So, how do you guys like the nominations? Very happy, I presume?

Ella: Miss Naga, this is extremely nonsencical!!! I reject...

Puan Nagashimi: Hush! Since you enjoy talking so much, you will be eliminated from the race to Lady Head Prefect! 

Ella: This is bullsh*t!! I'm the only lady in BOD!

Puan Nagashimi: I am very well aware of that. I shall now declare a new rule! Anyone regardless of gender can be Lady Head Prefect as long as they behave like a lady! That's what you call a true LADY HEAD PREFECT!!!

Ella: You're NUTS!! I'm OUT OF HERE!!

Ella cried and stormed off. Is Nagashimi really insane?

Puan Nagashimi: You there! Raj! From now onwards you shall act like me, a true lady, for I nominate you as a Lady Head Prefect!!!

Raj: What nonsence?!?!?! 

Puan Nagashimi: Now now, what's all the fuss about it? Unhappy? Go complain then. I'm not stoppin you.

Raj: ..........

She then proceeded to announce to the rest of the crowd. 

Puan Nagashimi: Listen well. I am giving you guys 15 minutes to think of names. Think of potential chairman for each board and proceed to the Discipline Room after your decisions are made! Make your decisions wisely. Send one representatives from each boards and be right on time. That's all.

Puan Nagashimi left the scene. But she left with a huge impulse. She made several shocking announcements. And not a single one dare to stop her rage. 

Kenny: Now, she left us with this mess. Someone has to be voted and someone has to go to the Discipline Room. Right. Let's start voting, everyone.

Who shall be voted? And who shall be the one representative? I am giving you guys the chance to voice your opinion! Go to the comments box and write down your opinions and reasons. The moderators will pick the best outcome! You guys have 1 week's time cos I will be going on a vacation. Like what Puan Nagashimi says, MAKE YOUR CHOICES WISELY. Oh btw, looking at the way I ended this chapter, I think the series will be extended by 1 or 2 chapters =) See ya.

Your dearest psychopath,

~Sir Gaga~

General Announcement

Gentlemen, just a few stuff that need to be clarify. Once again, thank you for all the support towards the blog, we really appreciate your support.

1. We are always open. If there are something that you dislike inside the blog, example like your birthday been shown, please talk to us. If it's really an eyesore to you, we will remove it. Just talk to us nicely or leave your comment in the chatbox.
   
2. Some of the moderator are planning of something new for the blog, therefore patiently wait for the surprise. You might be interested to it.
3. Christmas is at the corner! Any events or parties that you wish to have and invite, do tell us. We can help you spread like virus but only if you want to invite all the Form 4's.

So, do take note and Merry Christmas! The season of celebration, joy and most important is to be together with your loved ones. [On the mood]

By,
Chun Huang

Birthdays

As usually, we celebrate birthdays but recently birthdays are just double! Today we have Mr. Raymond Ooi and Mr. Deswin Lim reaching their sweet 16! Wishing both of you a wonderful Happy Birthday.

Congratulation.

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Birthday Reporter

Birthday

Wai Hoong, what are you doing today? Why am I asking you because today is your birthday! Your 16th birthday of your life! Let's us wish you a Happy Birthday!

Congratulation!

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Birthday Reporter

Birthdays

It looks like we got another birthday to celebrate, this time it isn't single but double birthday. We hereby wishing Mr. Ooi Jing Kae and Mr. Raymuelio Keo a wonderful day to celebrate their birthday with their love one, friends and of course, yourself!

Congratulation!

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Birthday Reporter

Birthday

First of all, I am very sorry for the late update because I was having a busy day. Next, we celebrate the birthday of Christopher Tan, 30 November 2009 and here's my late wishing of HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Congratulation!

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Birthday Reporter